Wall Art or Pool?

What in the world is that? It's kinda cool looking wall art with it's smooth lines and attractive color. But wait, is that a pool brush on the side? Either, that's a modernistic and contemorary interpretation of mans illution of control of the external world or it ...

Keep Out the Light!

As a real estate agent, it's my job to make homes look sexy and cool. I think this seller/agent was looking to do the opposite. 

So let me get this straight, you have french door window blinds, but you want the light to come in from some random ...